Poetry Corner with Karl #3

I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas
Get rid of them

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It would be spiteful
To put jellyfish in a trifle

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For god sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you got to be kiddning me
For god sake, knob ache


-Karl Pilkington