
“I never knew I could take so many shots of tequila before three.”
This is what I overheard some idiot saying on 8th avenue during my lunch break. He was a meathead of course. St. Patrick’s Day is celebrated by mostly jocks. They love it. Girls too. Jocks and girls.
Don’t get me wrong, I like St. Patty’s just fine, but it’s such a ridiculous holiday. I see the worst of it too. In my building we have an Irish Pub and people were lined up around the corner when I came in today. 9 am!! These people are loons.
Who drinks tequila on St. Patrick’s Day? Meatheads.
ditto
ReplyDeleteI've come to loathe St. Patrick's day. First, as it stands now there's an untennable hype to it. It's basically become another New Year's Eve -- talking and planning it to death so that even a good night falls short of the expectation. Second, and most importantly, inexperienced drinkers starting around breakfast (or so they assert), wearing every hue of green(a repugnant color), ironic t-shirts, leprechaun hats, and bragging how much they "love Guinness" despite the fact they the only beer their cheap asses drink is Miller Lite. In short, fake alcoholics: the bane of St. Patrick's Day.
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